Jacked to the Tits

Implies that something is "all fucked up", "all jacked up" or otherwise "FUBARed".

Person 1: Why are you beating the shit out of the computer?

Person 2: Facebook is all jacked to the tits today and not working right.

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nevermind, I'll just put it urban dictionary so that it can actually be considered a word or phrase.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 25, 2010

Jacked on the Juice

A place just like Joe and the Juice, where you can buy refreshments.
Unlike Joe and the Juice, Jacked on the Juice you come to, to get swole and huge muscles. Because of their "Special" ingredients they put in their juice, you will get massive biceps, huge legs and enourmous sex drive.

I go to Jacked on the Juice after my workout, to get big and get lots of bitches

by Dr. Gains June 3, 2022