barnyard style

To attend a restaurant without placing a reservation prior, like a barnyard animal would, barnyard style.

Kimothy: “Did you call ahead?”
Bryant: “Yeehaw.”
Kimothy: “…?”
Bryant: “Course not. We’re going barnyard style.” 🐄

by Happy Birthday Brian April 4, 2022

Barnyard Pyros

a gay band

more like backyard analmongers

by beanie loves niggers May 27, 2003

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

barnyard burger

n. A bacon burger topped with chicken nuggets, especially at Wendy's

1: Dude I'm starving.
2: Yeah let's go to Wendy's, I could go for a barnyard burger right about now.

by TheBarnyardBurger August 3, 2009

barnyard fuck

The barnyard fuck is where you sneak into a farm/barn and rape all the animals in the ass with some apparatus. For Example: Broom handle, cucumber, baseball bat, knife, etc. Don't ever do this.

Hey Seth let's go to my dad's ranch and have a barnyard fuck ... Our chickens are ovulating.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

barnyard golf

A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.

Compare to barnyard Frisbee.

Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005