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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021
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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull.
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021
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The Seagull

“The seagull” fucking your girl on the beach, pulling your dick out, touching it to the sand then quickly slip it back in and watch her squawk like a seagull
My girl told me she likes it rough, so I took her to the beach and gave her “The Seagull “.
by 2 fat guys! June 24, 2021
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Angie the Seagull

An Angie version of a seagull with purple nails that’s likely seen hanging out on beaches with her bitches. Many dudes like going up to Angie the Seagull because she is rare and unique. You will know an Angie the Seagull when you see one, that’s how unique they are.
“Whoa dude did you just see that Seagull over there?”

Yeah man, that’s Angie the Seagull
by Angie did it December 11, 2018
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Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )
by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022
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If the seals still

Is an idiom referring to an odd method of doing something that is still effective

It is in reference to seal clubbing techniques in Canada and Northern Europe
Edmund: Why are you putting mayo in your wine glasses?

Archibald: It helps get rid of water stains

Edmund: Huh, well if the seals still
by WilliamRobbotom January 14, 2024
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Running the Seagauntlet

The experience of being subjected to a seagauntlet—a coordinated campaign combining sealioning tactics with mass mob attack. Running the Seagauntlet means facing endless bad-faith questions from multiple directions while simultaneously being publicly shamed, canceled, and harassed. You can't satisfy the sealions because they're not genuinely curious; you can't escape the mob because they're everywhere. The experience is designed to exhaust, to silence, to destroy. Those who run the seagauntlet often emerge broken—unable to participate in online spaces, traumatized by the experience, their reputations destroyed by screenshots taken out of context and shared millions of times. The seagauntlet is the ultimate expression of digital mob justice: relentless, coordinated, and utterly indifferent to truth.
Example: "She spent three days running the seagauntlet: hundreds of replies demanding proof, dozens of threads calling for her cancellation, her DMs flooded with abuse. She couldn't respond to everyone, couldn't satisfy the sealions, couldn't escape the mob. By the end, she'd deleted her accounts, changed her number, disappeared from the internet. The seagauntlet had consumed another victim."
by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026
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