Dirty keem

When you lick your partners dirty asshole so clean it begins to ask you about the news.

Guy 1 "My girlfriend asked me to eat out her ass"
Guy 2 "Oh just give her a dirty keem"
Guy 1 "Seem's fun"

by BigDickBee14 June 17, 2018

The Keem

May be refereed to as "keemstar" or "The Gnome" or "The guy that called Alex-"

The Keem victimised SethTheProgroomer445 along with many other people, during this time, He passed out 1x and spammed a soundboard whenever some guy called NOODLE! spoke.

"NOODLE! SHUT UP NOODLE! JUST SHUT UP! NOOOOODLLLEEEEE SHUT UUP!" - The Keem

by KingMaskedGangb May 13, 2023

keemed

1. To almost nail something or do something completely perfect, but then fail at the last second.

2. To be screwed over by something.

1. We went golfing and I keemed every shot I made.

2. The scoreboard screwed up and keemed me.

by Black Adam The One March 8, 2017