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Crouching Stork

When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.
John: Where did you get that bruise?!

Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day

John: Must have been pretty hearty.

Amy: Yeah
by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011
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Tony Stark

Best boy y'all have ever seen, fuckin love him, give this man some love that's all he needs just love him 3000 goddamn marvel why
" who's a gOoD bOy? "
" Tony Stark " I reply, sobbing.
by gimmeyocheesecracker July 26, 2019
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Starkid

Everything else everyone else has said except Starship is no longer recent- Holy Musical B@tman is the most recent. Also, AVP3D/A Very Potter Senior Year has also been recently performed at Leakycon and will hopefully be posted on Youtube soon.
Jaime: Have you seen Holy Musical B@tman?

Lauren: No. Is it a Starkid play?

Jaime: Ya! It's based off of Batman and it's really funny.
by iluvstarkid November 7, 2012
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Stark's Law

This law that states if one person invents, thinks of, or jokes about any kind of twisted sexual pleasure, odds are that there is already a fetish website dedicated to said pleasure.
Ethan: What would happen if a girl sneezed on a man's dick while giving head?

Mark: look it up on google. according to Stark's Law you can find videos of that somewhere.
by Angus Mccrack January 8, 2008
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tony stark

the greatest man/character to ever exist. the best, cutest, sexiest and strongest avenger. he is perfect, you can't change my mind. stan tony, your iq will rise in an instant and your life will be 3000 times better.
male: i wanna be tony stark
female: i wanna be with tony stark
by rainstcrm September 8, 2019
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StarKid High

When a person meets any one person or a group of people from Team Starkid, said person can be on a 'high' of joy and sheer happiness for months after the meeting.
"Oh my gawd I just met Joey Richter/Lauren Lopez/Joe Walker/etc. from Team StarKid! I am on such a StarKid High right now!!"
by Awesome Panda March 8, 2012
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starked it

The art of aggressively failing at women.
Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.
by Bevo69 January 27, 2012
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