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Sexperience

a sexual experience, can be anywhere from a peck on the cheek that leads to a fallatio getting deep throated to a hard on full on orgy with 100 women.
Man I was at this college party with these sonority girls that gave me the most memorable sexperiences I have ever had.
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Spermenheimer

When two guys ejaculate into each other's streams, thus creating a small explosion that then gets dropped twice on Japan, consequently creating the beginning of the bukkake.
"It was weird to think about that time we were all Spermenheimered everywhere."

"That was the best Spermenheimer I have ever been apart of; I wish i could do it in Japan all over again."
by haytchj June 23, 2024
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Spatience

The practice of creating space in which patience can arise.
When the moment felt rushed, he took a breath and chose spatience long enough for clarity to appear.
by jscult March 11, 2026
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it. perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience). I feel RAPEd!
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)

A retroactively amended purchase experience is when a company changes the terms of the sale, after the sale. Companies can do this nowadays because most of us use cloud software, otherwise known as SaaS, Software as a Service. Since we have to connect to someone else's computer to USE our software, they have the ability to deny us access to this software without accepting new terms, that they can change on us at any given time. Since consumer protection in the United States is a joke, they face no consequences for doing so.

An example of this can be found with Adobe, when they changed the terms of the sale to include terms allowing them to look through your content.

Or when Adobe took software you paid for, and disallowed you from activating it, perpetual licenses are not perpetual licenses as long as you must connect to someone else's computer to use what you paid for.
I really liked my $400 baby monitor, but now I have to pay extra for features it came with because the company did a R(etroactively) A(mended) P(urchase) E(xperience)
by Louis Rossmann August 19, 2024
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