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Soggy biscuit 

I want to put it in your soggy biscuit.
Soggy biscuit by Ladyfs December 22, 2018

Soggy biscuit 

When a group of (most of the time straight) guys get together and sit in a circle. They place a biscuit, cracker or anything that can be eaten in the middle. They then all sit and jerk off onto the biscuit. The last one to jerk off must eat the biscuit.
Soggy biscuit
It's required to use the word in the example but honestly just look it up if you're interested

Soggy biscuit 

A moist watery biscuit.

The best way to enjoy a biscuit is my soaking it in cold water :)
"Did you just dunk that biscuit in water??"

"Why yes I did, I'm just enjoying my soggy biscuit"

Soggy biscuit 

A soggy biscuit is a love interest that has potential and knows it has potential but chooses to dunk itself in the lukewarm tea (still containing said teabag)
I didn’t really like them but I gave them a chance, but despite their initial efforts they were still a soggy biscuit.

Soggy Biscuit 

When everyone cums on Lucas. Last to cum eats Lucas.
Lucas is coming around tonight. We should play Soggy Biscuit.
Soggy Biscuit by Hary Gofman March 31, 2024

Soggy Biscuit 

A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
Soggy Biscuit by Britishslang February 6, 2025