Shrek Stomp

A Overwatch slang term. To define a team getting destroyed by the enemy team and has no chance of winning

Dude in the Overwatch league the Boston Uprising got Shrek Stomped!

by Austria19 February 4, 2021

Shrek Saber

Most commonly called a lightsaber, but its a shrek saber.

it will probe your buttocks and you will feel like its never ogre, you will pray to shrek

shrek is love shrek is life.

many Female people like to use the Shrek saber to feel pleasure and happines.

I used a shrek saber to feel pleasure, now i dont want it to be ogre

by FL4KST3R June 7, 2022

the shrek script

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

yo did you copy the shrek script

uh yeah i did

by shrek man May 5, 2021

ZSS (Zazi Shrek Sex)

Sex which happens between two male teenagers while one of them screams “JA” over and over again. Unfortunately this form of intercourse lasts for a short amount of time but can stop most arguments making up for it.

The argument ending ZSS (Zazi Shrek Sex) between the two teens ended shortly as one of their JA screams started to fade away.

by TachankaLord69 May 3, 2018

shrek strudel

Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.

I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.

by D Rail August 14, 2014

shrek sexual

The specific sexual attraction to shrek alone. I am a very sexual shrek lover

"Guys i have something to tell you"

"what's up?"

"i'm a shrek sexual"

"Same bro let's go have intercourse with shrek"

"let's go bro"

"knarley dude"

by German Yoshi September 24, 2022

Shrek Shady! at the Disco

A play on the popular band Panic! at the Disco by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School.

have you seen Shrek Shady! at the Disco yet?

by Sarah Smiles February 13, 2019