Sgt. Puddwacker

Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.
Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?
by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023
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sgt jones

a guy who tends to mix and confuse words and phrases that make everyone around him burst into laughter
sgt jones says "STD's come from sexually transmitted diseases. and if you buy a camry, your gonna pay for it
by brandonius316 May 18, 2011
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SGT SCHWENKE

A Reserve Soldier known for loathsome and annoying behavior. Most often this individual is a chaplain's assistant known more affectionately as Chap-Ass. Notable characteristics include: odd behavior and antics,
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.

The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.
chap ass is sgt Schwenke or Schwenke-san
by joel-san1234567 May 05, 2010
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sgt horton

Hey have you finished your paper for SGT Horton?

No, fuck that dumb nig nog.
by xdddddddd22318391 March 29, 2018
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Sgt. Schlong

Created by the person who loves penis the most, Robin Evans, it is someone who loves Penis in a heterosexual way more than most, it’s appreciation at its finest.
He is so obsessed with penis, a total Sgt. Schlong.
by MisterMadly July 23, 2018
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Sgt Wagner

The main topic of the song "We all love you Sgt Wagner", from an old cartoon which ends with 'Sgt Wagner' being blown up while piloting a helicopter; exclaiming "Waaaagh!!".
"We all love you Sgt Wagner, tuck me in my little wooden bed. Sing us a song Sgt Wagner, through worst and berg let me wake and hear the birds"
by Helos98765 January 24, 2023
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Sgt Smith

1. Usually a Civilian that barely made the qualifications to become a Marine.

2. A person that cannot write for shit.

3. A grown ass man with braces.
1. This kid is as smart as Sgt Smith, he's going to be a grunt.

2. What were you trying to tell me in your email, you write like Sgt Smith.

3. Your 28 and you got a Sgt Smith in your mouth
by derrick jones November 13, 2007
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