A Sgt Scott is someone who will micromanage all subordinates in an occupation or field, and will complain when something doesn’t go his/ her way. He/ she will also attempt to impress superiors by any means necessary, including, but not limited to: agreeing with any statement a superior makes, sexual favors, and purchasing of goods for said superiors.
(Sgt Scott): I bought this for Colonel.
Friend: All right, you’re being a Sgt Scott now. Stop buying him shit, you’re not gonna get promoted.
(Sgt Scott): Fuck off I have to go suck his dick.
Friend: All right, you’re being a Sgt Scott now. Stop buying him shit, you’re not gonna get promoted.
(Sgt Scott): Fuck off I have to go suck his dick.
by rAgInG_aNgEr May 21, 2019
Get the Sgt Scottmug. Any Dick head that puts their rank/ status on their license plate just so EVERYONE can be aware of their current or former status.... real asswipes.
Oh look honey..another Sgt. Puddwacker wants everyone to know she's a Sgt . A Sgt in what ??? Maybe ass play?
by Willie shaverpus July 28, 2023
Get the Sgt. Puddwackermug. A Reserve Soldier known for loathsome and annoying behavior. Most often this individual is a chaplain's assistant known more affectionately as Chap-Ass. Notable characteristics include: odd behavior and antics,
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.
The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.
agitating remarks, all around goofy appearance.
The most prominent individual known to possess these traits is Chap-Ass SGT Schwenke
of Fort Benning, GA legend.
by joel-san1234567 May 5, 2010
Get the SGT SCHWENKEmug. by xdddddddd22318391 May 17, 2018
Get the sgt hortonmug. The main topic of the song "We all love you Sgt Wagner", from an old cartoon which ends with 'Sgt Wagner' being blown up while piloting a helicopter; exclaiming "Waaaagh!!".
"We all love you Sgt Wagner, tuck me in my little wooden bed. Sing us a song Sgt Wagner, through worst and berg let me wake and hear the birds"
by Helos98765 January 23, 2023
Get the Sgt Wagnermug. Created by the person who loves penis the most, Robin Evans, it is someone who loves Penis in a heterosexual way more than most, it’s appreciation at its finest.
by MisterMadly July 22, 2018
Get the Sgt. Schlongmug. 1. Usually a Civilian that barely made the qualifications to become a Marine.
2. A person that cannot write for shit.
3. A grown ass man with braces.
2. A person that cannot write for shit.
3. A grown ass man with braces.
1. This kid is as smart as Sgt Smith, he's going to be a grunt.
2. What were you trying to tell me in your email, you write like Sgt Smith.
3. Your 28 and you got a Sgt Smith in your mouth
2. What were you trying to tell me in your email, you write like Sgt Smith.
3. Your 28 and you got a Sgt Smith in your mouth
by derrick jones December 9, 2007
Get the Sgt Smithmug.