Sam's Rule

A Sam, Samantha or Samuel is always right no matter the situation. This rule outlaws other rules of similar definition, and the creator of said other rule is by the holy decree of God declared a irreversible GAY

dude, you can't win against Sam, its "Sam's rule"

by gabelle July 8, 2020

gordan's rule

A bull shit writing rule implemented into college studies that affects your overall grade.

You can't receive higher than a D in this class because you didn't meet the requirements for Gordan's rule.

by TheBlueBullet November 22, 2007

joey's rule

When someone works days in a row, then feels those three days were enough to allow them to ditch a day of work.

Oh my god Becky!!! Mrs. Sherley made us pedal so hard last three days of biking practice. I know that the Redlands Grand Prix means so much to team River Bottom, but I need a day off. I'm using Joey's rule to get a day of rest.

by 142backdoor69 June 21, 2016

Marc’s Rule

A rule where everybody chugs their first alcoholic beverage of the night.

Cheers guys! WAIT, you have to chug it! Marc’s rule!

by Bigdaddlongpipe July 13, 2018

Gabe's Rule

A rule recognized round the world which grants Gabe persion to pick up any merchandise on the floor of any retail store, for free

With Gabe's rule I'm allowed to pick up the $3000 coat for free

by bUrNeR65r3 May 26, 2019

Mahoney's Rule Clapback

When somebody uses the phrase "Mahoney's Rule" you can say Mahoney's Rule Clapback to defer the other person's statements and avoid any further conversation.

Grace-"Mahoney's Rule you need to say it"
Peter-"Actually Mahoney's Rule Clapback"

by mahoneysrulehater February 5, 2020

mutt's rule

no matter what you are talking about, at some point an american will bring up race (often in a sexual context)

nobody:
not even a single soul:
american: "do you classify yourself as having hispanic or latino descent?"
me: "oh, gee, mutt's rule at it again"

by Stopspyingonme January 11, 2021