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ring stinger

a very painful fart which leads to following through
i had a vindalo last night and it gave me a ring stinger. i had to change my draws
by robert branch December 5, 2003
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the act of inserting a dinga (extacy) up ones rectum to achieve enhanced absorption only to be greated with a stinging sensation as the user realise the now shelved dinga is burning their insides.
dom: oi kesh how'd that dinga go down

Kesh: fuck me stupid, its a real ring stinger!
by the gypsy prophet September 13, 2010
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Look how that ring stinger dances, what a poof.
by Jemima May 4, 2005
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A stingy person - who when ringing you on your mobile only lets it ring a few times before hanging up, thereby forcing you to ring back and pay for the call.
That Ryan's a f**kin ring stinger, he never lets it ring for long enough before you can answer the phone!
by Gav Page July 14, 2004
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When you sit down to take a poo and your ring of your ass stings from the poo coming out of you.
I just took a poo and it was a ring stinger.
by Javqu July 31, 2019
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When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies
Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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stingy ring

Hot, itchy asshole that results from incomplete ass wiping after dropping a bomb. Extremely common after the Hershey Squirts, and/or doing a lot of walking. Temporarily relieved by picking your ass, which in effect uses your underwear to get in a couple extra wipes (skids don't matter when in this condition). Vaseline can do wonders.
When at an amusement park and you use that shitty T.P. that is like newspaper and none of the shit from your ring sticks to it, then you go out and walk around for hours in the heat. You say to your buddy while picking your crack, "Man I have a Stingy Ring!"
by moe bigsley November 28, 2005
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