Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.
The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.
by god emperor blumpfth August 21, 2020
Replacement of your intended word by your cell phone's predictive text feature because you failed to space or were too quick (or thought you were) and you were really off a key and your cell didn't know what the hell you meant so it helped you out without your request. Strangely enough, sometimes you appreciate this feature because you can't always spell everything you'd like to say (but the cell can)!
"If you were turning to reach me, I was in the shower. - unrequested predictive text confused your slippery fingers and when you meant to say, "trying," it thought you meant turning. TOTALLY changes the meaning!
by Just1honey March 12, 2011
From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.
by howser_uk September 14, 2006
<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.
<.7.9.7.The New York Post’s Sally Brompton brings decades of experience in astrology to her daily horoscopes and predictions for all 12 zodiac signs.
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
by Kuehlstein January 01, 2018
Used by Reece Noble when he predicts things that will come to Fortnite before anyone knows about them.
Reece: It is I, Reece the prediction wizard
A male version of the whiplash skin is coming to Fortnite.
A male version of the whiplash skin is coming to Fortnite.
by Kelly Oubre January 21, 2019
Refers to any horrendous-possible-future-event statement like, "You will almost certainly drop dead if you don't buy/do this" that is made by someone who often is just selfishly trying to manipulate you into bowing to their wishes/ideas. Under ordinary circumstances, about the only type of thing that would be of valid concern would be something like smoking or taking certain medications.
During my visit to the ER with acute pleurisy during the late fall of '02, the doctor --- probably in a selfish effort to further milk MaineCare --- attempted to scare me into having my appendix removed by informing me that I would "very likely" not survive unless I had that operation. I knew that it was just an inflamed pleural sac, though, so in spite of the doctor's diere prediction, I said no thank you, and took a cab home. My sister gave me some calcium pills and I rested in bed for most of the morning and afternoon, and then the following day I was actually recovered enough to "bundle up like a mummy" and walk a mile through the bitter cold to visit some friends. That was well over fifteen years ago, and I'm still alive and kickin'!
by QuacksO March 30, 2019