PULCHRITUDINOUSLY-CHALLENGED

Butt-Ugly; Not A Sight For Sore Eyes, Fugly (when someone is so ugly that when they look out the window, they get arrested for mooning).

My ho is so pulchritudinously-challenged that the local bakery pays her to use her face, as they push it into the dough to make a batch of gorilla cookies. As a matter of fact, when she goes to the bathroom, she scares the shit out of the toilet, and when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras because her face could scare the maggots off of a gut pile!

by weave December 7, 2003

Pulchritudiosis

a humorous woe is me condition where an individual is tormented by their excessive physical beauty

邵雨薇: "I hear Jade was suffering from pulchritudiosis."

유나: "Oh methinks I saw her symptoms first hand on Tiktok. She was all like damn "I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts."".

by MoribundInstitute November 10, 2020

Bulchritudinous

When pulchritudinous means beautiful to the utmost like you just want to pull someone in towards you that you lust for them so much, this is like a play on bullshit term to the word. It's like you calling out someone whose trying to say that something is pulchritudinous, Bullshit!

Kyle: Man, look at Yolanda today.. she's got that fire PULCHRITUDINOUS booty today.
Dallas: Yeah, Bulchritudinous.

by Spirit of the Phoenix May 3, 2025