Philza

The oldest man in the universe, even older than the numbers of pie.

-googles oldest man on earth- bro1-YOOOO BRO CHECK THIS OUTTTT-

bro2-WHAT BRO,WOW-

bro1-SHEEEESSSHHH HE NAMED -AHEM-Phillip Watson-BUT NAMED Philza ONLINE AND HES OLDER THAN PIE AND IM TALKING ABOUT THE NUMBERS-

bro2-I detestation mathematics-

bro1-what?OH BUT ANYWAYS HE PLAYS MINECRAFT TOOO-

bro2-NAWW BRUH HE THE CEO OF OLD AND MINECRAFT-

bro1-HES LIVE ON THIS THING CALLED TWITCH-

bro2-OOOOOO LETS SIGN UP-wait...-

bro1-wait what?

bro2-were 12 years old, we need to be 13 to make a account-

bro1-sadge cus no Philza

by KatDraws May 23, 2022

Philza

A very interesting old Minecraft twitch streamer connections to Philza include McYum, Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, and TechnoBlade the fav- I mean yeah umm Technoblade

Real Name: Phil Watson

Age: Old

"His name is Philza Minecraft and he is quite old"

by Hello fellow people February 5, 2022

Philza

Minecraft YouTuber/Twitch streamer most notable for his hardcore death after 5 years

Baby zombie: I'm about to end this man's whole career

Ph1LzA was slain by Spider

Philza: NOOOO!!!! REALLY?! THAT'S HOW I DIE?! Oh my God, I'm fuckin' stupid! I'm fuckin' stupid! Ohhhh, a baby zombie!

by Tbc77 February 27, 2022