Pong noggers

That slap feeling when something sucks REALLY bad

Man I have to work a double today and I gotta realy shit. Today is just a pong noggers day

by Argon1000 August 6, 2020

Crunt in the Nadgers

A good hard shot to the bollocks. A thump in the love spuds, right in the Queensburys . A punch in the twins. Straight in the business. A kick in the jewels. A knee to the nuts. A crisp headbutt to the testicle. A cock punch gone horribly horribly wrong.

Acknowledged by scientists as being the most painful event that can possible befall the human body. Proven to be 19 times more painful than childbirth.

You carry on acting like a dumbass and you're gonna get a crunt in the nadgers.

by renstar September 17, 2015

That really nocks my noggers

When something happens that makes you very happy- that really nocks my noggers.

Crush: Texts me back

Me: That really nocks my noggers.

This cake is so good, it really nocks my noggers.

My noggers are not very nocked at the moment because someone ate all my cereal.

by famlyfrendlycontnt January 26, 2019