A terrible band from Alberta, Canada, who did a good job in revolutionizing the already-crappy music scene that exists in this world today. Nickelback invented a new level of SHIT.
Chad Kroeger: Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh.
DE: Look at this crappy band, I want to fling shit at them.
DS: Oh yeah! Nickelback bites the big one!
DE: Pwned!
DE: Look at this crappy band, I want to fling shit at them.
DS: Oh yeah! Nickelback bites the big one!
DE: Pwned!
by destructo ermine February 20, 2006
A band whose music is the auditory form of swallowing Satan's semen. Calling this band's music bland and completely mindless would be a compliment. They are consumer artists who lack creativity, but appeal to a shallow vapid audience with lyrics that make them sound "tough" and "racy". Just another neutered capitalist scumbag band. They are the antithesis of alternative music because nothing is alternative about them; they are mainstream garbage and should have choked on their umbilical cords
by David Lynch Blue Velvet January 19, 2008
"Let's Nickelback our way back into the Chorus"
"CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK"
"CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK CHUNK"
by icey_cuber July 20, 2008
The source of ALL evil.
by IHATENICKELBACK January 17, 2010
really lame mainstream rock band, all power chords, no creativity, meaningless vocals, etc...
see also: creed
see also: creed
by nave88 October 09, 2007
by Lantiqua April 16, 2010
A trance like state generally brought on either by bashing one’s own skull with a mini-sledge hammer or by simply listening to any song by the band Nickelback. Side effects usually include but are not limited to: Vomitting, dizziness, confusion, inability to think on your own, lowered IQ, drooling, and extreme stupidity.
ex: Hey dude, I saw Eric the other day in a wheel chair drooling all over himself mumbling the words “this is how you remind me,” did he get in an accident or something?
Re: Nah man, he just bought the last Nickelback CD.
Re: Nah man, he just bought the last Nickelback CD.
by thebeast101 February 03, 2010