National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day by skdilde March 28, 2023

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day

November 1st is National Punch a Tall Person in the Dick Day. Find anyone over 6’ tall and punch them right in the dick.

Kyle- “you know what November 1st is nolan?”
Nolan “no, what day is it?”
Kyle punches Nolan in the dick “national punch a tall person in the dick day”
Nolan “god dammit Kyle”

National Punch a tall person in the Dick day by bloodyfoot October 12, 2021

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day 

June 23rd is the one day a year where you can drop kick that one person in your life who is dancing around to Taylor Swift with their 5'7 and up self

"Aren't you excited for national drop kick tall Taylor swift fans day so you can kick your best friend Layla into tomorrow?"

National drop kick Tall Taylor swift fans day by Lourtlza October 20, 2023