Nigerian Household

Some kids in Nigeria or Niger have gotten slapped, thrown, shouted at, hit, and embarrassed.
A lot of people from a Nigerian Household is an excellent friend, cute and funny.

Yo! Have you heard of that kid from the Nigerian Household?

Yeah he is pretty cool ngl.

by Amogus_54644544 July 26, 2023

Nigerian Carwash

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.

Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.

by King Chre May 12, 2009

Nigerian Buy-Back

A rare experience that only occurs once in a great lifetime. Between a salesman and his prey.

When a guy takes a customers trade in, then 20 minutes later sell it right back to said customer at a mark-up.

Tim: Look at my new car!
Jay: Isn't that your old car?
Tim: No.. this one cost 3,000 more!
Jay: No I'm pretty sure that's the same fucking hyundai...
Tim: wha... Son of a B!tch the old Nigerian Buy-Back!!!
Jay: You're a retard.

by Trebor Sivad March 4, 2011

Nigerian Font

The most basic font used in all scam/spam e-mails.

Once you see the rather simple Nigerian Font...you automatically know that it is spam.

by amnesiavictim September 28, 2013

Nigerian Handshake

When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.

"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."

by Murphy A. January 20, 2017

nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017

Nigerian Time

People who use Nigerian Time are people who usually arrive at or start an event late. Not Punctual. Late

The Event begins at 8am prompt. Please no Nigerian Time

by troublemakerofafrica September 24, 2018