Amazing Mumford

To perform oral sex on a woman in a skillful manner. This results in a high degree of pleasure and/or orgasm. A term derived from mumford and originating in the midwest United States. See Cunninlingus more detail

Look how she's smiling today. She must have gotten some Amazing Mumfordfrom her lover, for sure.

by Thingsthatmakeyougohmm December 12, 2018

Mumforded

A Mumford is a cheap, nasty action where safety and commonsense hasn't been considered in lieu of a quick fix and mass exposure

'Jesus Christ, Davo. You've completely Mumforded that simple trailer build'

'Check out my cable tied engine- I mumforded that bitch hard!'

'Did ya see that attempt? 100% mumforded!'

by Bazzilberry June 26, 2019