Monorailing

The sexual practice of connecting two erect penises together at the tip whilst a fully lubed, double sided 'sleeve' fleshlight is made to move along one participants shaft to the others, sliding back and forth from one base to the other (Mimicking the movement of a monorail going from one station to another, hence the name)

I want to try monorailing with my boyfriend, but I don't know if he'd be up for it

My boyfriend and I tried monorailing last night, it was one heck of an experience!

by Giga_Freak March 18, 2025

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Verb born from The Simpsons 4th season episode: "Marge vs. the Monorail". In which a con artist with vage background in monorail design and construction convinces the town of Springfield to give him a large sum of money to provide the humble town with a monorail service. Only to spend the minimum possible, scamming the town with a dangerous and flaky monorail so he can go away with the vast majority of the money he was given.

It's rarely used to describe a person or an entity that lives off of scamming small populations with fake or vage credentials, experience, recognition etc...

Cinephile- So the romanian town in which Borat was filmed were lied to and they weren't told that the main character would humiliate them and their children in front of god knows how many people.
Spimsons fan- Oh shit... So Sacha Baron went to that town to monorail it?
Cinephile- ... You're not even wrong!

by Zierbo March 17, 2020