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Get the Miguel mug.The eccentric lead singer of the heavy metal band Fozzy. Has garnered a reputation for being somewhat of a prima donna offstage, but his track record of giving amazing performances in front of crowds cannot be discounted. Once, in July 2002, got into a fistfight with a senior citizen on stage and ran away, leaving the geriatric old man to destroying expensive sets of cymbals and guitars. In early 2004, filmed a commercial endorsing the energy drink YJ Stinger. Heavily rumored to be the same person as WWE wrestler Chris Jericho, but no evidence has proven such a claim up to this point.
by Nicky J April 20, 2004
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Get the Miguel mug.A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer.
This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.
This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.
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Miguel is the type of friend that is not able to go to the strip club with you but would still be willing to give you spending money.
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