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Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.
That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.
by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019
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one millimeter non-defeater

A One millimeter non-defeater is an extremely tiny micro penis, a real baby carrot, which can usually be found on gay dudes with daddy issues.
"hey Audrey, I don't know if you know this but, the dude your dating, Preston, has a one millimeter non-defeater." Toren said. " Really? wow, no wonder he turned me down when I tried to take his pants off."
by Scooby Snaxcks September 28, 2023
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millimeter defeater

That dudes gotta have a millimeter defeater, he aint got no game!
by Anakin Skywanker June 15, 2024
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millimeter peter

wow he’s got a brandt totally a millimeter peter
by millimeter peter January 6, 2021
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Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!
"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."
by thebrddd November 21, 2023
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One Millimeter Defeater

One Millimeter Defeater is another word for a teeny tiny smaller than a shrimp sized Schlong.
Guy 1: Are you even a real man? You've got nothing between your legs...
Guy 2: I do have it between my legs but it's a one millimeter defeater.
Guy 1: Damn I wanna see now.
by chunky-monkey267 August 16, 2025
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Millimeter

Y'see, most people see the word millimeter as a way of measurement. However, I see it as a name. A name of a person who is almost like an angel. This is one of the best friends someone could ask for. Consider yourself lucky if you have a friend named Millimeter, because they're quite irreplaceable in every way.
Millimeter is such a warm-hearted person.
by PatriotOfAmerica November 24, 2020
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