illegal or underhanded benefit a worker gets when the boss is not looking .A lurk is the unauthorised receival of employment related perks.
Dave: My boss goes away a lot and he asks me to mind his apartment.Last week his secretary came over not expecting to see me and was found out.I banged her in the boss's bed and made a date for next time he's out of town
Bob: Man!!! How did you get a lurk like that?
Stella: Maxine sucked up to the boss so she could take the company truck home just so she can drive around all weekend for free delivering pizzas.The tanks empty when she comes back on Monday morning.
Thelma: What a lurk merchant.
Bob: Man!!! How did you get a lurk like that?
Stella: Maxine sucked up to the boss so she could take the company truck home just so she can drive around all weekend for free delivering pizzas.The tanks empty when she comes back on Monday morning.
Thelma: What a lurk merchant.
by lubnut February 01, 2006
1.v action of sneakily creeping around in the shadows of a dark, dingy, underground location.
2.ad describing a specific type of dubstep
3.a particular state induced by ketamine
4.devon's only dubstep radio station
2.ad describing a specific type of dubstep
3.a particular state induced by ketamine
4.devon's only dubstep radio station
1.watch out for that wierdo lurking around over there by the speakers
2.caspa's remix of west coast rocks is a well lurky tune
3.I was lurking all night at that free party
4.LURKFM.com sundays 9-11pm
2.caspa's remix of west coast rocks is a well lurky tune
3.I was lurking all night at that free party
4.LURKFM.com sundays 9-11pm
by Firleigh rinse mincers December 16, 2008
one who has evolved from the stage of "creepy." aka a graduated creep. this stage may include following, staring, text stalking, showing up places uninvited, spitting creepy game on younger girls...etc.
you know...a lurk.....
you know...a lurk.....
bro 1: dude, mikey c was creepin really hard the other day...he keeps text stalking my girlfriend
bro 2: yeah dude that kid is a huge lurk
bro 2: yeah dude that kid is a huge lurk
by lurkdadylurk July 11, 2008
by Yasmiinn October 28, 2008
a person who lives on myspace and reads other people's comments and looks at their profile with no style
and stands over them trying to talk to them
and is just a lurk
also she lurker
and stands over them trying to talk to them
and is just a lurk
also she lurker
i am standing talking to someone and this kid is just standing behind me listening but not talking
but listening
or
when you are talking about people and they are like blahblahblah are in a fight cuz i read there comments or like ohmygosh did you hear and they ask them where they got this info and they say myspace you must go you are a LURK
but listening
or
when you are talking about people and they are like blahblahblah are in a fight cuz i read there comments or like ohmygosh did you hear and they ask them where they got this info and they say myspace you must go you are a LURK
by delaneyjoanne May 14, 2007
Someone who is creepy and reads your comments on your web profile to find stuff out about you.
In relation to myspace: When myspacer1 reads myspacer2 comments when it has nothing to do with them but still talks about the comments mentioned before to myspacer2.
In relation to myspace: When myspacer1 reads myspacer2 comments when it has nothing to do with them but still talks about the comments mentioned before to myspacer2.
Becks Legend: I WANNA KICK YOU IN THE TEETH FOR BEING SO CREEEEPY!!! You are STRANGE jackstalkerboy™ go lurk and steal myfriends on bebo you creep!!
/shudder
jackliveshere™: Haha what? I don't do that.
/shudder
jackliveshere™: Haha what? I don't do that.
by sheisondrugs April 12, 2007
by Stevemo August 30, 2004