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San Leon, Texas

- A small community in Northern Galveston County.

- A peninsula in of land in Galveston Bay

- Never Incorporated, the community is known for being a Small Drinking Community with a Fishing Problem.

- The community has a cultural experience comparable to that of an infected penis.

- A preferred nesting ground of third generation inbreeds (see San Leon Special) looking to flourish in crime and/or take advantage of welfare programs.

- When the wind is out of the south, you can smell the great scent of the BP Chemical Plant in Texas City.

- A great place to raise children.
When I get out of jail, I plan on moving to San Leon, Texas to rebuild my life as a registered Sex Offender
by FishNDrunk February 12, 2013
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Scar Leon

A sex game where one who engages in an act of touching themselves and lets loose there juice. After tthey do that they call and adult in and clean up before they notice they were touching themself.
Bryan pulled a perfect Scar Leon his parents never knew he was touching himself.
by Zalex January 2, 2008
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A high school in Brooklyn that is competitive to get into and is located in Manhattan Beach, Brooklyn on the campus of Kingsborough Community College. Most of the teachers are nice and teach well and the students are nice aswell. There's a nice view from the windows and if you stick with the right people, Goldstein is a great school!
"Hey, do you go to Leon M Goldstein High School For The Sciences"
"Yeah, its cool but Hudson is killing me"
by hittheroad646 September 16, 2020
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Seat Leon

A Volkswagen Golf in drag.

Also shares the same chassis platform and engines as the Skoda Octavia and Audi A3
"My Seat Leon is the dogs danglies; it is far superior to a VW or Audi"

Response: "You do realise that its mechanicals are hardly any different to a Skoda"
by natazy November 16, 2010
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Shannen de Leon

The most beautiful, cutest, funniest, prettiest,and the list goes on. So under one word she is AMAZING.
Guy 1: wow that girl is beautiful
Guy 2: She must be a shannen de leon
by ayeeeee12345 March 9, 2011
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san leon, texas

a small ass town in southern texas that’s filled with rednecks
person: i once bought some questionable substances from san leon, texas
by leoriosbae October 5, 2021
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Seat Leon FR1

Limited Seat Leon sold with backets and powerfull engine from 175 HP to 230 HP
Did you see that Seat Leon FR1 it's just like a racecar
by fiiiuum November 23, 2021
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