B.L.A.P.S

An acronym that simplifies where you should invest your money in order to create wealth.

When you're looking to build wealth, invest your money in B.L.A.P.S - Businesses, Land, Art, Property, and Stocks.

by TheCreatorLOA November 18, 2020

L.A.F.S.

L.A.F.S. stands for Less Attractive Friend Syndrome and is a real condition that affects girls. A girl who suffers from L.A.F.S. is uglier than her female friends, but despite this continues to hang out with said friends. This is usually because these girls are popular and she is popular with them. Because girls at parties move in groups the girls who suffers from L.A.F.S. is often the girl that the wingman takes while his friend dances/hooks up with the hotter girl. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. are also often overlooked and end up becoming 'easy' sexual partners. Girls who suffer from L.A.F.S. also have low self-esteem which is why they whore themselves out.

Example 1:

John: Dude I tried to hook up with Susie last night but she left early so I fucked her friend Kate instead.

Tim: Kate suffers from L.A.F.S...

John: I'm just a squirrel tryin to get a nut...

Example 2:

Steve: Do you think I should ask Jill out?

Mike: Nah Bro, she suffers from L.A.F.S. I would def hit her friend Trina though.

Example 3 (in a club):

Paul: Dude, dance with L.A.F.S. while I dance with her friend.

Jim: Yo, you know I got your back.

Paul: That's why you're the Ace Wingman.

(Paul goes on to fuck hot chick, while girl with L.A.F.S. cries herself to sleep in her tiny apartment.)

by tfln-New Jersey's publicist. June 25, 2009

L.A.Y.S.F.

Acronym: Laughing At Your Stupid Face

"Ow! I hurt my foot!"
"HAHAHA. L.A.Y.S.F.!"

by Savay January 18, 2008

L.A.M.S

The L.A.M.S are the best and funniest friend group. They define a perfect friend group. They will alwash be there for each other and support each other. This friend group is known for a tight and inseparable bond. Their trust is 100%. You will wanna have a group like the L.A.M.S by they are very hard to find. You are lucky if you have a group like them.

Person: I wanna be just like the L.A.M.S

The L.A.M.S: no homo

by Stave March 17, 2019

s.a.l.a.d.

Sarcastic
Apathetic
Lazy
And

Disinterested

after a week of school im feelin a little s.a.l.a.d. and just wanna fuck, not talk

by Phoenix Hades April 15, 2010

P L A N S

P L A N S, This word means to Please Let A Nigga Smash, Used when you are down bad and want the buns

Oh My God Girl P L A N S

by DaddyAKgbw January 8, 2023

S.A.L.A.F.I.

Standing (Sitting) Around Like A Fucking Idiot

So there I was at the party, alone, S.A.L.A.F.I., while everyone was else was engaged in interesting conversations!

by Traipsing Balls November 21, 2023