Kourtnee

A short, honest, sexy, amazing, wonderful, hot, lesbian, in love with Bayle person. Someone who is a kourtnee Is confident and loves themselves and others. kourtnee has mommy issues. Kourtnee has a tough outer shell but is a softie on the inside. Everyone wants kourtnee but nobody can have her. Her best friend bayle is inlove with her.

-writen by kourtnees best friend

Be careful Kourtnee will mess you up.

by kourtnees best friend December 27, 2021

Dirty Kourtney

When you poop in a Wallace and gromit cup then gently you rub it upon your partners gooch until he finally wakes up and thinks he pooped his pants then get a divorce and live alone for a year until you do it all again

Have you Hurd that Angie pulled a dirty Kourtney I just can’t believe it

She will always live on being known for pulling the dirty Kourtney

by Billybopbo June 6, 2021

Kourtnee

Most commonly outgoing and loud but shy when it comes to one on one with another person, typically a stoner and very intelligent. Dresses in anything ranging from skinny jeans to band tee's, colorful hair is a must, may or may not have piercings and tattoos, commonly labelled "scene" or "emo"

Girl 1: Oh my god, look at that Kourtnee over there.
Girl 2: You can totally tell she's a Kourtnee, just look at her bloodshot eyes.

by Jackie Que August 3, 2011

Kourtney

a dumb bitch that is obsessed with Jared Padalecki. cries instead of processing her daddy issues.

Kourtney never shuts the fuck up about Jared Padalecki (or her daddy issues)

by kourtneydumbitchjaredpadalecki December 4, 2019

Kourtney

Fat bitch who no one likes.Tends to hop from one guy to the next.Never satisfied with what she has.Very controlling.Waste of space.

Guy #1 dude i think Ive gained some weight.

Guy#2 Ew! you're starting to look like kourtney.

Guy#1 Sike i'm not that fat

by MHS is you October 21, 2009

Kourtney

A girl with anger issues and is very intelligent. she tries to be kind to others, but sometimes it doesn't go so well. She is usually known to be funny and to be a good person. She is also a tomboy. In all, she is Awesome.

Girl 1: Have you met Kourtney?
Girl 2: No, but I heard she is a nice person to hang out with.

by KewlKourt June 5, 2019

Kourtnee

Usually a stoner, she gets her kicks off of getting high in the school parking lot. Usually you will see her with either a Dylan or a Thomas and she will always have either a beer can or a blunt in her right hand!

Maria: Did you see that girl over there with Dylan?
Marissa: Yea she is soooo a Kourtnee

by Awesome haha April 23, 2012