Jewis

A white boy named Lewis who went to a Jewish school.

Guy number 1: "Mate have you seen that new kid, think his name is Lewis"
Guy number 2: "Yeah I heard he went to a Jewish school as well"

Guy number 1: "Ha, Jewis"

by Sauvage123 December 23, 2019

Jewy Fingers

An individual who is perpetually stingy financially and is incredibly nonathletic. These individuals are not necessarily intelligent, but are excellent decision makers. They often excel in the workplace, able to type at incredibly fast speeds, and are inexplicably found attractive by women.

Want to invite Tim to play monopoly with us?
Nah, he's got jewy fingers.

by Slim_peter July 23, 2017