fruit booter

fruit booter, pfffft. the worst sport in the history of life!
i used to fruit boot and i found it so easy i gave up and become a skateboard!!!
all u can do on blades is grinds, grabs and spins? u cant like flip your blades over or nuffin, its not cool!!

take up a real sport

skateboarder 1: man u see that fs flip down that 12 set
skateboarder 2: yeh man, ow mate look over at that balder
*shouts fruit*
skateboarder 1: haha i bet hes liek glued his feet to sum wheels and wears like curtains for trousers
skateboard 2: haha yeh skins, tight jeans for life

FRUIT BOOTER GET A NO NO FROM ME!

by spangle October 08, 2006

Fruit Booter

A person who partakes in an acticity of or relating to roller blading

You homosexual fruit booter

by Ebola March 04, 2004

fruit booter

a dumb person who failed miserably at skate boarding and life and couldent ollie so they strape dona pair of roller blades so they can feel like idiots and clogg up our skate parks and be so proud that they can jump higher-news flash fruity fuck, there strapped ot your feet it's easy.

owen H did a dope 16 stair, but oh well he's a f*in fruit botter

by owen hoffmeyer February 26, 2005

fruit booter

someone who is gay/wears wheeled footwear.Somone who uses an entire bar of wax for an all read smooth object even though they "grind" on plastic.

that there fruit booter is most defenetly X-Treeeeemeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by stu the skateboard man August 09, 2003

Fruit Booter

A name given to 'roller bladers' by skate boarders to make them feel bad but in return, brings us together (better than skateboarders) and sorry for getting in your way at the skate park your highnesses -sarcasm to skate boarders-

skateboarder: dude i just grinded a rail that was 666 feet long
Fruit Booter: dude wake up you push wood not boot fruit

by someone who loves what they do March 16, 2011

Fruit Booter

A dumb shit who cant skateboard, therefore tries to succeed by glueing wheels to there gay shoes that are most likely worn with assless chaps!!!

Person 1)Look at that fruitbooter.
Person 2)Yeah, i saw him on a gay porn video.

by sk8board4life April 04, 2005

fruit booter

a stupid fagget that discovered wearing heelies and soaps werent good enough so the threw some weels on their cow boy boots and tried to jump down a stair.

Q.=what kind of pussy fagget cant jump onto a rail and ride for a second.

A.=all u queer ass rollerbladers!!@#!#!

hey whats the difference between skaters and bladers, skaters dont wear cow boy boots with wheels.

by Austin de clark bitches March 20, 2005