Skip to main content

Can't fix it

WHY WOULD HE BE ABLE TO!? HA! You're just.. You're just so fucking stupid! I don't understand! WHY!? Why are you fucking LIKE this?
Hym "Yeah? He can't fix it? Oh jeez! I wonder why that is! Why is that, do you think? Maybe it isn't broken. Maybe you don't know what it's doing... Because you didn't invent it... And NOW... You are refusing to listen to the person who did? Maybe that."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2025
mugGet the Can't fix it mug.

Joe Fixit

The alternate version of the Bruce Banner hulk.

He is the first version of the hulk to appear in Marvel Comics. He’s grey and wears a waist coat and retains his intelligence.
Joe Fixit spent most of his time as a night club bouncer.
by Grant Hansen August 13, 2018
mugGet the Joe Fixit mug.

Fixity

A term used to confuse a guy in vegas via text after he asks "what are you doing" at 2:23am. ? and he responds with "Yes Please"
girl: I gave that guy that bought me drinks my number. He just texted me what am I doing, what should i say?

friend: *grabs phone.... "FIXITY!"
by Vegas ready October 22, 2011
mugGet the Fixity mug.

fixitbitch

noun:
Any type of technical service provider or personnel. Mainly IT services.

verb: (to fixitbitch)
The act of getting another party to repair your device.
noun:
Hey Carl, call the fixitbitch, my computer is fucked again.

verb:
I cant use my laptop, it is being fixitbitched.
Could you please fixitbitch my internet connection?
by yanoosh and solomon February 6, 2019
mugGet the fixitbitch mug.

Fixit

"That guy acts like a fixit, sometimes."
by sleepykatyusha April 25, 2021
mugGet the Fixit mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email