double-barreled assault and battery

(Not to be confused with domestic violence)when both partners in a relationship commit physical violence against each other, usually following an argument.

Slava Voynov's case is double-barreled assault and battery, not simple domestic violence, since both he and his girlfriend required medical attention following the incident.

by Sexydimma October 24, 2014

Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight

Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole

by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022

double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

Assplosion Double Scoop

When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!

Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???

Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.

by Ben and Jerry April 10, 2010

doublebass

The double bass is one of the most versatile instruments i know of. Classical and jazz, plucked or bowed, It sounds great and is the foundation of any orchestra or group.

Listen to the heavy sound from the doublebass!

by patrick wilder December 21, 2004

doublebass

2 base drum pedals used by the 2 feet on the drumset. normally used in metal. \m/ >.< \m/

damn, listen to that kickass doublebass.

by dan himself. January 7, 2005

Doublebass

when a man is taking a woman from behind, he reaches round with 1 hand to play with her breasts while reaching around with the other hand to play with her virgina, thus holding the same stance as playing a doublebass guitar

wow he's in luck!.. that bird he's just pulled is letting him Doublebass her!

by MarkNotts January 19, 2011