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Declan McKenna

He makes great tunes and is really cute. He also makes me cry because he's too cute (especially the song 'in blue').
He's a SKINNY LEGEND.
Lil vegan boiiiii.
Person A - do u listen to Declan McKenna

Person B - !!!DECLAN'S A SKINNY LEGEND!!!
by Themightycooch April 21, 2019
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deplant

Another term used to mean defuse the spike in Valorant.
DEPLANT THE SPIKE DAN!!!
by Deplant April 10, 2022
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dirty declan

The act of ejaculating on pizza after sodomy and feeding it to your partner whilst proclaiming “Pizza Time
We watched Spiderman 2 to get us in the mood to dirty declan
by PapaRent98 April 5, 2020
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A Declan Moffat

A loud, usually drunken, but hillariously entertaining country fellow. A man of intense sexual energy, but ABSOLUTELY no charm or subtelty. Creation of the Irish comedian Tommy Tiernan, but describes accurately a vast number of rural Irish men in their early 20's to 50's.
Declan Moffat, while extremely hungover and struggling to form sentences describing a situation where a man wants to make love to a woman, but she's not in the mood, but requires some gentle persuasion: "DID YA EVER RAPE SOMEONE?"
This is an example of "A Declan Moffat".
by Captainfailure April 11, 2008
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Deflangivation Society

A society founded in 1959 to provide a safe haven for those with a keen interest in
deflangivating (the process of removing the leaves and stalk from a plant) to share
their experiences and socialise with like minded folk.
Person 1: I met the owner of Microsoft last night. I am waaaaaay cool.

Person 2: Dude, you loooooooose - the owner of the Deflangivation Society is my DAD.

Person 1: Woooooah, no way?

Person 2: Way. Now lick my shoes.
by The Deflangivator February 15, 2010
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Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated
I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver
by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019
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