A Discordian is somebody that spents their time stuck in Discord, and they take Discord too serious because they discarded they social life and they can not live happy without Discord
Example:
randomdude124: -posts a meme in general-
Discordiandude: Hey, delete that before the mods see you.
randomdude124 response: no lol why
Discordiandude: Because against the rules.
randomdude124: i dont give a shit about the rules, go touch grass
randomdude124: -posts a meme in general-
Discordiandude: Hey, delete that before the mods see you.
randomdude124 response: no lol why
Discordiandude: Because against the rules.
randomdude124: i dont give a shit about the rules, go touch grass
by thatgamingguy123 May 27, 2022

Discordian; someone who is on discord every god damn day - and has a addiction, and can't get off of discord being a mod, or a server weeb.
by drakefromdiscord October 30, 2021

alice: i clicked this link that took me to this page, so i clicked this link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert in the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating it for 400 million hours. i am here to help
dan: interesting, so what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
bob: yes, i am an expert in the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating it for 400 million hours. i am here to help
dan: interesting, so what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow
by smith.e January 30, 2023

A made up fucking word from a little bitch boy named hanako apparently meaning someone who’s life is discord
Stfu you discordian little bitch
by Naruto1007 January 11, 2022

by LORDKEY November 29, 2021

Someone who stays on discord all day and basically lives in discord instead of the real world around them
by xanox June 28, 2022

A person who uses the app Discord/Reddit way too much. Such as managing 15 Direct Messages as well as being at the max server limit.
Ned: Man you are such a discordian!
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: What?
Ned: I mean, look at you! You are fat and stupid, you don't even know how to spell the word Anthropology!
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
Alpad: nuh uh
Ned: yuh uh
by ButterScott January 19, 2024
