The Columbo

When you shoot a load into a girls face and tag her eye causing it to be lazy.

I gave Tiffany a facial and she caught it in her eye. She ended up with the Columbo look for a day.

by Pineapple trombone November 20, 2025

Reverse Columbo’d

When attempting to leave a location or conversation and someone keeps pulling you back with “ just one more thing”.

Similar to Detective Columbo leaving a suspect, and turning around to say his famous line, but the reverse of that.

Simon: I got reverse columbo’d by my boss today.

Billy: I hate when that happens, you wanna leave but it’s always just one more thing!

by CHRONIC BASILDON January 5, 2026

Reverse Columbo

Columbo is an American crime drama television series starring Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo, a homicide detective with the Los Angeles Police Department. He presents as a disarmingly bumbling idiot and leaves a room only to return with the catchphrase "Just one more thing" to ask a critical question which would reveal he is indeed a highly intelligent investigator and had caught his quarry in a lie. The Reverse Columbo is when someone purports to be smart and then asks a question that reveals they are fucking dumb as a box of hammers.

“So you say you are doing research into childhood cancer. I was tempted to go into a similar career in medical research . I loved science all through school. Have you always wanted to be a Scientologist?”

“Wow that was a Reverse Columbo!”

by Smudge wrangler January 12, 2026