Croatia

A country that consists of severly inbred folk. Tops the list in deformities and homosexuals. Croatian men are well known for not pleasing women at all ! Croatian women are quite often confused with animals at the zoo.
Often short in stature and frequently showing strong signs of male pattern baldness whilst having the bonus attribute of what is known as a "micro penis", often trying to blend in by using the first name Petar.
Oy, Jovane, give me some oral massage, I need to get up from bed before the sun goes down here in Croatia.
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Croatia

A important country in kanye western Europe.
It very rich. National animal is burek because it's an animal that is recognized by Croatia in 1997 . It has beatiful beaches with so many plastic that kids can play with it ! I'm from croatia and I will give this place a 69/10 . It's capital is Zagreb New York Washington DC . they speak Croatian
Hello i am fromgus croatia *speaks in croatia because Croatian*
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Person A:Hey have you heard about Croatia?
Person B:*dies of laughter*
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me: "I hate croatia"
friend: "me too"
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The country that no one ever notices
Did u ever go to Croatia?

Where is that, in UK?
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I flew to Dubrovnic with Croatia Airlines.
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Croatia - a mini italy
Pros: cheap-ish prices (grocery and stuff), doritos and a variety of tasty ass sodas(mostly in Split and Zagreb), most people are a 6/10 by looks and a 7/10 personality, Croatia is good at Waterpolo, Soccer, and there are many good Basketball players but Croatian basketball teams were shining in the past, especially Cibona! , majority of people are anti lgbt and pro life

Cons: many rural retarded empty villages and ooga booga uncultured conservative people, as good it sounds that majority of people are anti lgbt, there are many antivaxxers and morphed karens, most memepages are terrible and unoriginal, on tv all you got is turkish soaps, they took south park from comedy central, MUSIC SUCKS (Google turbofolk)

Overally i'd give ut a 7/10 and could/would live in Šibenik, Zagreb or Zadar if i had to live in Croatia.
P1: How was it in Croatia?
P2: Not bad, I thought Croatia and Serbia were the same thing though.
P3: Wait it isn't?
P2: No but Sweden and Finland are.
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