A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.
Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"
by pps123234 May 2, 2013
Get the Cooney Jobmug. by Fresh Factory Prince Of Melb March 3, 2021
Get the Tim Cooneymug. by TANK031193 August 30, 2011
Get the Having a Cooneymug.