Birthday Cake Bitch 

Someone who overides your birthday with their own drama which makes out you are in the wrong when it is them.

When a person pretends to do something nice for your birthday such as baking a cake, then throws a hissy fit the day before your birthday involving ignoring you for several days, then blaming you for ignoring them, resulting in said person becoming the BIRTHDAY CAKE BITCH

Birthday Cake Bitch by Birthday Cake Victim August 21, 2011

birthday cake ice cream 

Ice cream that appears like normal, boring vanilla icecream, but is really filled with deliciously yummy cake batter flavor. Add sprinkles, and it is the perfect substitute for any normal birthday cake.

"Hey Amanda, what kind of ice cream flavor do you want?"

"I'll have birthday cake ice cream."

birthday cake ice cream by Abaybay April 15, 2008

birthday cake sprinkles 

The act of a toddler blowing out his/her candles and sprinkling the icing with unwanted saliva from his inexpertise of blowing out candles.

Ooooh, did you see those birthday cake sprinkles? I will be eating the piece on the far back corner... the safety zone... I didn't ask for kid spit with my cake.

birthday cake sprinkles by quirky me July 31, 2010

Birthday Cake Double Fuck 

You know how you can now put any of your favorite photos on the frosting of birthday cakes... well the BCDF (or Birthday Cake Double Fuck) is when you have a local bakery put your favorite photo of your woman on a birthday cake. You then cut that picture out of the cake and place at the entrance of her pink hole and fuck the hell out it.

All my girlfriend wanted for her Birthday was a cake, so I got her a custom cake and later gave her the Birthday Cake Double Fuck....call me old fashion, but that's romance!

Birthday Cake Double Fuck by B-Youth Turbo October 14, 2007

pee on my birthday cake

A phrase used to express frustration towards cynics, haters, and other killjoys.

Why you gotta pee on my birthday cake mang?

pee on my birthday cake by strangedaze April 28, 2005

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake 

1. An unpleasant surprise.

2. When a woman hasn't shaven her vagina in months and the guy pulls out and ejaculates on top of her vagina.

"Ahoolah hoolah hoolah, aboolah boolah boolah! Look who's got front row seats to the Mexican hat-dance now, just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake!"

"He was surprised at the sight of her unshaven vagina as his ejaculate got stuck in her pubic hair. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake by Dr. Terpentine March 9, 2010

Happy Birthday Cake 

The same as a normal birthday cake but is used for when asked to name a item of food starting with the letter ‘H’

Person: “Name An Item Of Food Starting With The Letter ‘H’ “

Person 2: “Happy Birthday Cake”

Happy Birthday Cake by Kxle4567 November 26, 2019