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jonas brothers

uhm.... this is URBAN dictionary so im mad dat the Jonas Brothers are on here
by jshvan March 30, 2008
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jonas brothers

Bunch of queers that play shitty crap on a stage probably built by slaves
They worship satan and shitted on the holy Bible, Torah, and Quaran
They are part of the KKK and also like to rape young little girls
They are probably gonna die from testicular explosion
Don't listen to their crap cuz if you do, God will know and he won't be happy
Dad: Holyshit, Jonas Brothers, quick Stan call 911
Stan: Here, listen to some Black Sabath
Dad: ahh so much better
Stan: Should I burn the radio dad
Dad: YES, go do that, and tommorow we're gonna sue the station
by notanoob7778 June 30, 2009
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jonas brothers

A poseur band that are part of Disney to brainwash kids to watch more Disney so that the Disney corp. and Jonas bros can get tons of money. Almost all of their songs are about breaking up with a G/F when there are more important things to write about. They are as real and good as Avril Lavigne(Thats not a compliment)
That kid is such a jonas brothers because he thinks he knows what real music is.
by Anti-Jonas September 28, 2007
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jonas brothers

A shitty band consisting of 3 brothers who play mediocre music equivalent to that of Hannah Montana and Hillary duff. They are overrated and have meaningless lyrics with a prepubescent singer with a squeaky voice.

The only people who like them fall under at least one of these categories

1) They watch Disney Channel regularly

2) They are in love with High School Musical

3) They are under the age of twelve

If you like them, do yourself a favor and listen to real muisc.
"Lyk omgawww I just saw hannah montana and jonas brothers live"

"What are you, twelve?"
by pianoguitar November 6, 2007
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jonas brothers

did you mean gay?????????????? oh well there a homosexual band who fuck each other for fun all night long!!!!
hey, you jonas brothers!!!!!!!!!
by fagget12345 March 10, 2009
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jonas brothers

the greatest band EVER.

1. NO im not 12, im 17.
2. YES i listen to real music, its called the JONAS BROTHERS.
3. YOU must know that they are disney channel alot fro watching it ALL THE TIME.
4. WHY dont you HATERS go get a LIFE already.
5. JONAS BROTHERS FANS WILL PONE EVERYONE.
6. so DONT mess with us.
JONAS BROTHERS PONE EVERYONE.

JB completes our lifes. :
by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008
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