BLAM!

The updated modern version of SCHWING.
Said when you see an extremely attractive woman.

To give an erection.

The Halo 3 nerd way of saying SCHWING!

Also used to annoy your roommate ( or any person for that matter) by entering a room or approaching an individual and making the (facial, moneyshot motion) while saying BLAM!

A female that is so incredibly attractive you want to ejaculate in her face.

BLAM!

-Jessica Alba... BLAM!
-Tia Carrere... BLAM!
-Nicole Scherzinger... BLAM!
-Lucy Lui... BLAM!
-Somaya Reece... BLAM!
-Christine Dolce... BLAM!

Did you see that girl? She is f'n gorgeous! BLAM!

by MachineShop January 14, 2008

Blam

1. Expression coined by King Idiot c.1994, Macomb IL. at Western Illinois University.

2. The act of Blamming. To Blam.

1. I've just been blammed by King Idiot!

2. BLAM!

by King Idiot April 22, 2005

Blam

Cigarette, "Fag", Nicotine Stick

"Hey babe, can I get a blam?"
"Oh, sure." *hands a blam over*
*lights the blam*
"Smoke, Smoke a cigarette... Blam, Blam Blow!"
-LiquidPsyrix

by LiquidPsyrix June 11, 2006

BLAM

Buff Like A Mother F***er.

I don't need to go to the gym, cause I'm already BLAM.

by Jonesy December 22, 2004

Blam

Cigarette, "Fag", Nicotine Stick

"Hey babe, can I get a blam?"
"Oh, sure." *hands a blam over*
*lights the blam*
"Smoke, Smoke a cigarette... Blam, Blam Blow!"
-LiquidPsyrix

by LiquidPsyrix June 11, 2006

Blam

To shoot someone with a large caliber gun

“I blam you, and pass you to Jesus Christ”

Mobb Deep-I won’t fall.

by Dadarkside atl July 4, 2021

BLAM!

When you feel you have so much game you just take over. You walk in a room, and BLAM, the hottees in the room are yours for the taking

man a- how was the party?

man b- yeah good man, just walked in and BLAM! Had numbers comin' at me like a rockstar

man a- Yeah right, your just saying cause I stayed home

man b- no shit man, it was BLAM!

by tokoyoko January 3, 2010