god's wallet

The wallet God gave you. A.K.A asshole. A wallet used primarily in prison.

"Hey Wayne!!! The guards are coming!!! Hide the shank in God's wallet!!"
" Tonight I'm hiding my dick in Wayne's God's wallet"

by jennyjugs December 12, 2015

God

Leighton Howey

“Look at that God”
“Yes, that’s Leighton Howey”

by Hsvbs dnsks October 25, 2020

God dildo

Our sweet bierbuik lord and saviour, loves drinking all the time and roeping KUT(retired trash brid btw, we ns @ easts)
sincerely, paggaslager21

Hey god dildo! KUT KIND

by paggaslager21 September 1, 2018

God

The only true god.He rules in eternity with his son Jesus Christ and his holy Spirit ✝️🙏.

God is the Lord of ALL things no matter what anyone says.

by Eosjwer October 24, 2023

The God Room

Founded at Quinnipiac University. God Room is a bunch of silly goose idiots, but are actually smart. They are always down to turn the fuck up, but always puts family first. Some say they are the long lost disciples of Jesus Christ

Currently at 11 members, but always welcome more. Only if, they live the God Room lifestyle, pray daily, participate in the rituals, obey the moral law, and accept our teachings

Holy shit it’s The God Room their dicks must be massive

by godroom1 November 22, 2021

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god.

a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens

Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol

by Notmatt the legend November 4, 2022

God

A non existent being that apparently protects people and creates everything even though we all know nothing can protect you except yourself and the entire world was created by the big bang. The only good use of the word God is as an exclamation like "Oh my God".

Monks literally starve themselves and cut off their genitals to pray to their non existent god

by CattyMeowy December 12, 2022