Me and my girlfriend were just sitting there, existing. I was thinking it was a time for a good dick slap. I dickslapped her, and we immediately began fucking.
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An unattractive person.
On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
On December 10th, 2001, actress/ spokes model Jaime Pressly delighted fans with an appearance on "The Howard Stern Radio Show." Fans were particularly delighted when she accounted for his ugly looks: "You," she told Stern, "look like you got slapped with a yarmulke!"
by IvyCruz January 04, 2024