noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.

Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3

by SoKawaiiBri April 2, 2011

pick up a cake

Attempting to make sexual advances advances towards another, often ones that are unwelcome, inappropriate, or predatory. Often done without the person's consent or against their will.

"Did you see that guy over by the swings? He was trying to pick up a cake sitting alone on the bench. She looked really uncomfortable, and he wouldn't take the hint to leave her alone."

by Purplax May 9, 2024

Cake Finger

Dookie biscuits, Feeces pieces, Dung poo.

"Sorry I exited last minute I had a cake finger about to fall out of my butt."

by Pseudocrisp February 14, 2021

Cake it

To fail or fall in a humiliating fashion.

Wait, Ken's on the mechanical bull? $5 says he'll cake it

by obscurity-central March 15, 2021

cake

'cake' is the name of the bromance between Calum Hood and Luke Hemmings from the band 5 seconds of summer.

''yup, that's a cake moment.''

by MichaelCliffordsButt June 8, 2017

Caked

To be covered in someone's ejaculate

"Johnny is so fit, I want to be caked by him"

by S700 February 28, 2023

caramel cake

A tan ass

That girl got a caramel cake bruh YEET!

by Bombsquad May 26, 2014