Slap happy describes a guy who likes to jerk off A LOT - as in more than what is considered normal or healthy.
Dave: "Have you seen Bill around?" Bob, "No, I haven't seen Bill around in a long while - I heard he likes to stay in and slap his slap-stick around all day - I'm afraid he's gone slap happy!"
by flippedwaffle June 08, 2022
Slapping the hands together as though you are happy and high on life for what you are doing at the moment, or what you are planing to do in the near future.
by Look0ut July 03, 2018
Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.
Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...
by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023
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by thuggnastyy January 23, 2012
When you are slap happy, but really really sad at the same time; so overwhelmed it's comical; college student.
You guys I am so slap sad, I cannot make it through this lab. Wait, do we even have lab today? Where did we park?
by Princess Conseula BananaHammoc March 19, 2019