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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit during coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet
“What are you up to?”
“Just having a good morning and god bless, if you know what I mean
“Ah man papa bless you, timber!”
by Constant Suffering May 23, 2018
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When you take a shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet. Its a good morning and god bless!
Wife "Why did you just come out of the bathroom with dirty dishes?"

you "It was a good morning and god bless!"
by MitchyAK12 May 23, 2018
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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast all while on the toilet.
Ethan, I know you're having a Good Morning and God Bless, but hurry up and finish your fucking egg salad, your carer needs to brush her teeth.
by ReanimationXP May 23, 2018
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When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018
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taking a shit while eating breakfast and drinking coffee.

Greatest invention since the beginning of time.
papa bless.
Hila: Ethan, I need the bathroom! What areyou doing?
Ethan: Good morning & god bless, Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: It's a 'Good morning & god bless!
Hila: What are you doing?!
*opens bathroom door*
Ethan: Hila what are you-- just open the door on people while they're taking a shit? I'm doing a good morning and god bless, I need another 20 minutes at least!
by fupatroopa1911 April 7, 2018
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good tuna

A metaphor to describe the quality or enjoyment of sexual activities with female, almost always but not necessarily involving the vagina.

Alternatively can be used to explain the pleasure of a meal.

*note: tuna can be changed to pork if describing sexual contact with a male.
Example 1:

Friend: Did you pull last night?
You: Yeah man!
Friend: How was it?
You: Let's just say it was good tuna

Example 2:
*During intercourse with a female*
Internally to self: Oh yeah, that's good tuna.
by definitelythatguy May 23, 2018
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Good morning and God bless

Doing a good morning and God bless is taking a shit while drinking coffee and eating breakfast.
The best way to start the day is with a good morning and God bless!
by pepsijonasmax April 7, 2018
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