America

The greatest country.

Kori: no! Canada better!
Me with high IQ: Actually.. America is

by DreamNotFoundFanFiction July 31, 2023

American Senses

The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs

God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?

by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023

Americanflagfucking

When you fuck an American flag.

"Hey Greg you get around to Americanflagfucking yet?"

by Yourdadsweird August 28, 2023

American

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.

Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🔥️🔥️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?

by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023

America

America is a place that produces the scariest most horrid creatures, in the area of LA (los angelos) Attention suckers will chase you screaming with a large camera in their hand "HOW MUCH DOES YOUR RENT COST) and will make sure to never cover your face when asked. Texas has violent creatures that hold pistols saying its their right to hand a MAC-10 to their 5 year old. Florida produces gay haters in the vast heat but on the positive side has the best gator wrestlers. Many more dangerous areas exist in America but the real danger is the acidic food, killing any european that is nearby, the most deadly being Mc Donalds, which has the same affects as hiroshima to normal people. Note: this is my first definition so its probably bad :-:

Bob: Why does no one come to america anymore?
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf

*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the food.

by barney September 21, 2023

americanpinglord

smelly tierlist player with an unknown obsession of the SMP pvp kit and cat gifs. Usually found out in the wild in his room with his dog in the state of Oklatornado. He also finds an interest in breaking his right arm in every way possible, from falling onto a chain saw to a fucking scorpion biting him.

please dont tell me that you are as retarded as that americanpinglord kid

by edge:) September 26, 2023

American public schools

You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !

Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.

by K.wh September 27, 2023