Bad Guy Syndrome

The uncanny ability to miss a target when firing a weapon. Usually applies to any bad guy in any action film ever made.

"Dude, the police in The Matrix had bad guy syndrome real bad. They never even touched Neo and Trinity when they were rescuing Morpheus!"

by zman21 June 9, 2012

Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome

Pain in a woman's wrist caused by excessive self-stimulation.

Been tickling my taco so much, I think I'm getting Cuntal Tunnel Syndrome!

by bigwayne August 17, 2014

"Muzzin Syndrome" (noun)

A disorder in which one has no poise or grace,but can still function.

People with "Muzzin Syndrome" (noun) are often said to "Hang with the big boys but not look good doing it."

Remember:If you fall on your ass enough,the support will come down with you.

by b00zette December 7, 2013

Itchy anus syndrome

The feeling you get when you take a shit that requires a lot of wiping only to realize that it wasn't quite good enough, thus the itchyness of the anus,or itchy anus syndrome (IAS).

I took me a good shit earlier, but after walking a bit I realize I've developed a case of itchy anus syndrome (IAS.)

by Elmo Blatch April 22, 2017

Carpal Thumbel Syndrome

A syndrome where the thumbs can't be used to text on a smartphone due to over texting.

Unlike carpal tunnel, where the problems occur due to a median nerve in the wrist, Carpal Thumbel is due to a nerve pinching in the hand.

"Kara, why can't you type a text?"

"I can't move my thumbs! I have tingling, numbness, weakness, and pain in my thumbs! Could it be Carpal Tunnel!?"

"No. What you suffer from is Carpal Thumbel Syndrome."

by spaztic_nerd May 20, 2013

Mako Tooth Syndrome

When your teeth are so bad and out of proportion that they look like they belong in a mako sharks mouth.

Bry: OMG Sams teeth are so bad!
Harold: I know! he must have Mako Tooth Syndrome.

by Dano the Mano! November 6, 2011

topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013