Good morning and God bless

When an individual wakes in the morning and has breakfast and coffee whilst attempting to defecate on the toilet simultaneously.

Hila: *knocks* I need to use the restroom!

Ethan: Can't, Good morning and God Bless !

Hila: Do you need Ketchup or TP?

by KnowledgeForTheAnxious May 29, 2018

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

Good Samuraitan

A chivalrous medieval warrior who uses his skills as a swordsman to come to the aid of unfortunate fellow mortals.

Being a Good Samuraitan is a commendable endeavor, but one should take appropriate training to avoid unnecessary injury to himself or others while carrying out his patrols and rescues.

by QuacksO May 31, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

When a person is taking a crap whilst drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet

i do not need to eat i had a Good Morning and God Bless

by poxytron May 31, 2018

Good morning and God bless

Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

Ethan had a 🌞Good morning🌞 and 🙏god bless🙏mood
Good morning and God bless - The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee on the toilet whilst passing excrement in the morning

First used by Ethan Klein from h3h3Productions
(April 6th, 2018)

by GogglesPower May 31, 2018

Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.

"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."

by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018

good doof

That one kid whos a doof but you like him as a doof so it's alright ,

John - "why are there toilets in the vape room "
Catherine - " you doof 😂"
John- "why am I a doof?"
Catherine -"dont worry your a good doof "

by Catherine gooset June 1, 2018