double digit legit

When a couple have been in a relationship long enough, they reach a time when they have been dating for double digit months. Ex: 10 months.

Sam-How long have you and Josh been dating?

Haleigh-Josh and I have been dating for almost ten months.

Sam-That's almost double digit legit!

by iloveke$ha41610 February 24, 2011

double-crossover act

Someone who crosses over between two distinct kinds of cultural audiences, but sells out the values of one or both of those audiences.

You are not a crossover act you are double-crossover act and have sold out everyone.

by Glasnostishalfempty January 1, 2014

Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.

Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019

Double Stuffin Muffin

When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.

Double Peneatration the Scummy way.

O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"

The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin

by SkumBag8 November 15, 2010

Double tunnel buddy

When you and your bro have both taken down the same chick via both tunnels (vaginally and anally).

“Bro! Are you my double tunnel buddy?”

“Don’t even tell me you double tunneled with that Lindsay chick, bro”

by BuffyTheManSlayer September 16, 2018

double-wide queen

A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).

Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.

by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012

Shoulda Doubled Down

You really shoulda doubled down, man

Me: *wins game of blackjack and doesn't double down*
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"

by instant_taco_machine May 17, 2020