Colombian double cross

When your getting a blowjob from a person presumed to be female. They kick you in the balls. Then when on your knees with your mouth open in a expression of pain. They whip out their dick and shove it in your mouth.

I was getting a great hummer behind hobby lobby, then she pulled the Colombian double cross on me. I don’t know which part was worse.

by War.D.Bandit January 4, 2020

Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path to exist in a maze, forcing the second path to be rendered unusable.

There are 2 paths but one is wrong because of Double Path Logic!

by bytegig January 20, 2020

Double Path Logic

It is only possible for one logical path in a maze to exist. This renders a second possible path conceived impossible.

There are two paths for this maze but one must be wrong because of Double Path Logic.

by bytegig January 20, 2020

Shoulda Doubled Down

You really shoulda doubled down, man

Me: *wins game of blackjack and doesn't double down*
Literally everyone in the room: "Shoulda doubled down, pussy"

by instant_taco_machine May 17, 2020

double-wide queen

A trailer park ho who likes to bang refinery workers, rodeo circuit riders and other ignorant redneck types (including family members).

Her step-daddy is on his long change between shifts, so they're locked up for at least two days playing double-wide queen.

by Walter Gonzo April 28, 2012

double digit legit

When a couple have been in a relationship long enough, they reach a time when they have been dating for double digit months. Ex: 10 months.

Sam-How long have you and Josh been dating?

Haleigh-Josh and I have been dating for almost ten months.

Sam-That's almost double digit legit!

by iloveke$ha41610 February 24, 2011

Double D Critties

When my critical damage hits in the double digits

I love to throw around my big double d critties

by Aerandir815 November 4, 2011