James

A normal guy, with a normal life but has one problem. His enormous shlong. This Nigga has a snake in his pants.

When a James nuts it takes around 2. 5 years before his giant load sprays on his bitch

Is it a lamp post? Is it a tower? No, it's James his giant penis.

by Jonathan2003 November 22, 2021

James

That guy with and Indian accent and emails you about
A lottery or a cruise. Always has a strong Indian accent and the whitest name. but when you call him he has no idea about the email and seem to make up the conversation.

Hello my name is james what did you call me for
: the email
:I see, what email

by Megamer-+monster September 9, 2019

James Locke

Absolute Giga chad with balls the size of bowling balls. If you know a guy named James Locke you better give him that gawk gawk 9000 because that's the good shit.

Girl: OMG IS THAT JAMES LOCKE???
James: I have a 13 inch penis
Girl: James Locke is so sexy

by ObamaSussyBalls May 14, 2022

james

james is one of a kind. you will never meet a man like him. james is the best son, brother, friend, and boyfriend one could ever possibly find. it is difficult to not be obsessed with james. even just thinking about him can make a person kick their feet back and forth. he is the sweetest! don’t ever take james for granted. he is like a unicorn. he gives life lemons.

anyone: “how are you doing today?”
me: “man i really love james”

by jamesbiggestfan888 November 20, 2023

Lebron James

🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

Scottie Pippen: MJ, how are you doing?
Michael Jordan: I’m sad
Scottie Pippen: why?
Michael Jordan: because I just figured out that I am a bum and all of my money either went up my nose in powder form, or was lost in the casino. I’ll never be like Lebron James (🐐)

Scottie Pippen: Stop it, get some help

by Certified Lebonbon glazemaster March 18, 2025

James

James' are undeserving horny losers whom none love.

Man I want to end the life of James!

by My anxiety is talking August 13, 2023

Cory James

A Godlike being with a glare that makes even the most confident woman quiver at the knees and the strongest leaders of nations can't help but follow in his footsteps. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence!

The champion UFC fighter dominated his opponent as if he was Cory James slaying A bad bitches ass.

by Cory (muthafkin) James January 18, 2024